Austin
Austin is Texas with the volume turned up — a tech-money boomtown still nursing its "Keep Austin Weird" soul. Live music spills from honky-tonks on South Congress, smoked brisket lines form by 10 a.m. at Franklin, and Lady Bird Lake threads the downtown skyline with paddleboards and bats. Rainey Street, East Austin, and the Hill Country day-trip loop all reward a car or rideshare.
Tours & Experiences
Browse bookable tours, activities, and day trips in Austin
📍 Points of Interest
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At a Glance
- Pop.
- 965K (city), 2.3M (metro)
- Timezone
- Chicago
- Dial
- +1
- Emergency
- 911
Austin is the capital of Texas and the fastest-growing large city in the US for most of the past decade, powered by tech giants (Tesla, Oracle, Apple, Samsung) and refugees from the California tech scene
"Keep Austin Weird" was coined by a local librarian in 2000 as a slogan to support independent businesses against chain encroachment — it remains the city's unofficial motto even as chains have won much of the fight
Austin calls itself the "Live Music Capital of the World" with more live music venues per capita than anywhere in the US — roughly 250 on any given night
The city sits at the edge of the Texas Hill Country, where the flat coastal plain meets limestone escarpments — you get swimming holes, cliffs, and rolling oak savannah all within a 30-minute drive
The University of Texas at Austin (UT) has ~50,000 students and drives much of the city's energy — home games at DKR stadium (100,000 capacity) effectively shut down traffic
Austin population: 965K in the city, 2.3M in the metro. The city's population has nearly doubled since 2000 and affordability has collapsed with it — Austin is no longer the cheap alternative to California
Top Sights
Franklin Barbecue
📌The most famous barbecue in America. Aaron Franklin's brisket redefined Texas BBQ in the 2010s. Line forms by 8am for an 11am open — or book online for the "fast pass" via resy. Order the fatty brisket. Closed Mondays.
Barton Springs Pool
🌿A 900-foot-long natural limestone swimming pool fed by underground springs, holding a constant 68-70°F year-round. Located in Zilker Park, it is the heart of Austin summer. $9 entry for non-residents; free before 8am and after 9pm.
South Congress Avenue (SoCo)
📌The main drag for vintage shops, boot stores (Allens Boots), Homeslice Pizza, and the iconic "I love you so much" wall. Great postcard view of the Texas State Capitol looking north up Congress. Busy Friday and Saturday nights.
Texas State Capitol
🗼The largest state capitol in the US (taller than the US Capitol by 14 feet, by design). Free self-guided tours of the 1888 pink granite building. Grounds are beautiful for a walk. Allow an hour.
Congress Avenue Bridge Bats
🌿The world's largest urban bat colony — 1.5 million Mexican free-tailed bats emerge nightly from under the bridge March through early November. Sunset viewing from the bridge, the Statesman Bat Observation Center lawn, or a kayak on Lady Bird Lake.
Lady Bird Lake Trail
🌿A 10-mile loop around the reservoir through the heart of downtown. Rent a kayak or paddleboard from Rowing Dock, run the trail at dawn, or cross the pedestrian boardwalk. The single best way to understand Austin's relationship with the outdoors.
Rainey Street Historic District
📌A former residential block where 1930s bungalow homes have been converted into bars with wraparound porches. Container Bar, Icenhauer's, Banger's for sausage and beer. Busier and more pricey than it was a decade ago but still the best bar crawl in the city.
LBJ Presidential Library
🏛️On the UT campus, a museum covering the Lyndon B. Johnson presidency — civil rights, Vietnam, the Great Society. An animatronic LBJ tells jokes. Worth 2 hours even if you have no interest in presidential history.
Off the Beaten Path
Veracruz All Natural (the original trailer)
The migas taco at this South Austin trailer is what locals mean when they say "breakfast taco." Cash or card, flour or corn, $4-6 per taco. Multiple locations now but the E Cesar Chavez trailer is the original.
Every Austin tourist list says "breakfast tacos" without naming a place — this is where you actually go. The migas has scrambled egg, tortilla strips, avocado, and crispy cheese edges. Order one al pastor too.
Hamilton Pool Preserve
A jade-green swimming hole in a collapsed grotto with a 50-foot waterfall, 30 miles west of the city. Reservations required in advance at parks.traviscountytx.gov — $8 reservation fee plus $15 entry.
More beautiful than Barton Springs and 90% less crowded because of the reservation system. Book at midnight exactly 30 days out. Combine with a Hill Country wine day or Pedernales Falls.
Barton Creek Greenbelt
A 7.9-mile limestone canyon running through south Austin with swimming pools (Twin Falls, Sculpture Falls, Gus Fruh), rock climbing, and mountain biking — all inside the city. Access at Spyglass Drive or MoPac.
Locals skip crowded Barton Springs and hike 20 minutes into the greenbelt to have a swimming hole to themselves. Free. Water levels vary — best in spring and early summer, dry in late summer.
The Continental Club
A 1955 honky-tonk on South Congress with live music every night and a $10-20 cover. The vibe is more authentic than anywhere on 6th Street. Sunday "Continental Breakfast" is a free 10am blues matinee.
Tourists go to 6th Street expecting Austin music — it is mostly college bars. Continental is where working Austin musicians actually play. James McMurtry holds down Wednesday nights.
Cosmic Coffee + Beer Garden
Former auto repair shop turned coffee shop, beer garden, and food trailer park on South Lamar. Cosmic coffee in the morning, Leroy and Lewis BBQ in the afternoon, $6 beers on tap, picnic tables under oak trees.
The platonic ideal of Austin hang-space — work remotely in the morning, eat brisket for lunch, drink a lager at sunset, all without moving. No cover, dog-friendly, a dozen trailers on site.
Insider Tips
Climate & Best Time to Go
Monthly climate & crowd levels
Austin has a humid subtropical climate with long, brutal summers and mild winters. Summer is the defining weather experience — 100°F+ days are routine from June through September. Spring (March-May) is when Austin is at its best. Winter is mild but can bring surprise ice storms roughly once a decade.
Spring
March - May50-85°F
10-29°C
The best time to visit — bluebonnets bloom along the highways in late March and early April, temperatures are perfect, and SXSW energy fills the city. Occasional severe thunderstorms. Humidity begins climbing in May.
Summer
June - August72-100°F
22-38°C
Hot and humid with 20+ days over 100°F in a typical year. Afternoons are punishing — locals adapt by swimming in Barton Springs, hiking at dawn, and staying indoors midday. Evening thunderstorms provide relief.
Autumn
September - November54-90°F
12-32°C
September is still summer. October is the second-best month of the year — warm days, cool nights, ACL Festival. November brings crisp air and autumn color in the Hill Country cypress trees.
Winter
December - February39-64°F
4-18°C
Mild most days — you can eat outside in January. Occasional cold fronts drop temperatures overnight. Rare ice storms (the 2021 "Snowpocalypse") can shut the city down for days.
Best Time to Visit
March through early May and October through November are ideal — pleasant temperatures, blooming bluebonnets in spring, ACL festival in the fall, and far more tolerable than the blast-furnace summer. Avoid July and August unless you are dedicated to a swimming hole routine.
Spring (March - May)
Crowds: Very high during SXSW (mid-March), moderate otherwiseThe best time of year. Bluebonnets carpet the highways in late March, SXSW runs mid-March, and temperatures are perfect through mid-May. Occasional severe storms. Book accommodations well ahead if visiting during SXSW.
Pros
- + Wildflowers
- + Perfect weather
- + SXSW if you're into it
- + Patio season
Cons
- − SXSW quadruples hotel prices
- − Spring thunderstorms
- − Allergy season (cedar fever peaks in Feb-March)
Summer (June - August)
Crowds: Moderate — families with kids, conference tourismBrutal. Daytime highs regularly exceed 100°F, humidity is oppressive, and walking outdoors at 2pm is miserable. The city survives on swimming holes — Barton Springs, Greenbelt, Hamilton Pool, Hill Country rivers. Mornings and evenings are manageable.
Pros
- + Lower hotel rates than spring/fall
- + Long daylight for evening activity
- + Swimming hole culture at its peak
- + Thunderstorm light shows
Cons
- − Triple-digit heat every day
- − Bluebonnets long gone
- − Outdoor festivals are unpleasant
- − Food trailer lines are sweaty
Autumn (September - November)
Crowds: Very high during ACL (first two October weekends)September is still summer. October is excellent — ACL Festival two weekends, perfect weather, and the Hill Country cypress trees turn gold along the rivers. November settles into cool, crisp weather through Thanksgiving.
Pros
- + ACL Festival
- + Hill Country color on the rivers
- + Perfect weather October onwards
- + UT football home games
Cons
- − ACL weekends triple hotel rates
- − Early September still hot
- − Occasional late hurricanes can dump rain
Winter (December - February)
Crowds: LowMild and often pleasant — you can eat outside most days. Lowest tourism of the year. Rare ice storms can shut down the city for days. A good time for Christmas lights (Mozart's on Lake Austin) and Trail of Lights at Zilker.
Pros
- + Lowest hotel prices
- + Pleasant most days
- + Christmas lights season
- + No crowds at Franklin BBQ
Cons
- − Cold fronts bring sudden 30°F drops
- − Cedar fever allergy season peaks
- − Occasional ice storms
- − Swimming holes too cold
🎉 Festivals & Events
SXSW (South by Southwest)
March (mid)Music, film, and tech conference taking over the entire city for 10 days. Badges are expensive ($1,000-2,000), but free shows run all week. Hotels book 6 months out.
Austin City Limits Festival (ACL)
October (first two weekends)Two-weekend music festival in Zilker Park with 8-10 stages and major headliners. Single-day tickets ~$155, 3-day ~$385. Sells out every year.
Formula 1 US Grand Prix
OctoberF1 race at Circuit of the Americas, 15 miles east of downtown. Three-day experience with concerts and huge crowds — hotels fill city-wide.
Levitation
October/NovemberAustin's psych-rock festival across multiple venues. Smaller and weirder than ACL. Strong local music identity.
Trail of Lights
DecemberTwo-week holiday light display at Zilker Park with a two-million-light Christmas tree. Free some nights, ticketed others.
Safety Breakdown
Moderate
out of 100
Austin is generally safe for visitors, with most tourist areas (downtown, South Congress, UT, Zilker) feeling comfortable day and night. Property crime (car break-ins) is the most common concern. 6th Street on weekend nights has a reputation for fights and occasional shootings — late-night caution is warranted there specifically.
Things to Know
- •Never leave valuables visible in parked cars — car break-ins at trailheads (Barton Creek Greenbelt, Hamilton Pool) are common
- •6th Street between Brazos and Red River gets rowdy after midnight Friday and Saturday — head to Rainey Street or East 6th instead
- •Use rideshare (Uber, Lyft) after drinking — DWI enforcement is aggressive and public transit after 10pm is limited
- •Summer heat is the most underestimated danger — carry water, reapply sunscreen, recognize heat exhaustion (dizziness, nausea)
- •I-35 is one of the most dangerous urban highways in Texas — use MoPac (Loop 1) as an alternative when possible
- •Texas is a concealed carry state — firearms are legally present in more places than most visitors expect, though conflicts involving them are rare
Natural Hazards
Emergency Numbers
Emergency (Police, Fire, Ambulance)
911
Non-Emergency Police
311
Poison Control
1-800-222-1222
Costs & Currency
Where the money goes
USD per dayQuick cost estimate
Customize per category →Estimates based on regional averages. Flight prices vary by season and airline.
budget
$100-150
Hostel or low-end motel, breakfast taco trailers, rideshare only when necessary, free things (Barton Springs, Greenbelt, bats)
mid-range
$220-350
Mid-range hotel or Airbnb, BBQ and tacos, 2-3 Ubers per day, one nice dinner and live music cover
luxury
$550+
Proper downtown hotel (Commodore Perry, Hotel Van Zandt), tasting menus (Uchi, Hestia), rideshare everywhere, SXSW premium pricing
Typical Costs
| Item | Local | USD |
|---|---|---|
| AccommodationHostel dorm bed | $45-65 | $45-65 |
| AccommodationMid-range hotel / Airbnb (double) | $180-280 | $180-280 |
| AccommodationBoutique hotel (Commodore Perry, Austin Proper) | $450-800 | $450-800 |
| FoodBreakfast taco (Veracruz, Tacodeli) | $4-6 | $4-6 |
| FoodBBQ plate (Franklin, Terry Black's, la Barbecue) | $25-40 | $25-40 |
| FoodCasual restaurant dinner | $20-35 | $20-35 |
| FoodUpscale tasting menu (Uchi, Emmer & Rye) | $85-180 | $85-180 |
| FoodCraft beer pint | $7-9 | $7-9 |
| FoodCocktail at a good bar | $13-18 | $13-18 |
| TransportUber airport to downtown | $25-40 | $25-40 |
| TransportUber within central Austin | $8-15 | $8-15 |
| TransportCapMetro day pass | $2.50 | $2.50 |
| TransportRental car per day | $45-80 | $45-80 |
| AttractionsBarton Springs Pool entry | $9 | $9 |
| AttractionsLive music cover (Continental Club, Mohawk) | $10-25 | $10-25 |
| AttractionsHamilton Pool reservation + entry | $23 | $23 |
| AttractionsLBJ Library admission | $12 | $12 |
💡 Money-Saving Tips
- •Breakfast tacos are the cheapest filling meal in Austin — $4-6 will set you up until dinner
- •Barton Springs is free before 8am and after 9pm (during summer) — worth the early alarm
- •The Lady Bird Lake trail, the Greenbelt, the Capitol, and the bats are all free attractions
- •Avoid SXSW (mid-March) and ACL weekends (early October) unless you're attending — hotel rates triple
- •HEB grocery stores are a Texas institution — load up on snacks and sandwich fixings
- •Happy hour at Austin restaurants (usually 3-6pm) cuts cocktails and small plates by 30-50%
- •Stay in North Loop or East Austin Airbnbs instead of downtown — 15 min Uber in, half the price
- •Bring or rent your own tube for the Guadalupe River float in New Braunfels (30 mi south) — Hill Country summer tradition for $15 vs $40 guided
US Dollar
Code: USD
The US Dollar is used everywhere. ATMs are plentiful — bank ATMs (Chase, Wells Fargo, Bank of America) are fee-free for their customers; others charge $3-5. Currency exchange is available at AUS airport but rates are poor; use an ATM on arrival. Sales tax (8.25%) is not included in menu or shelf prices.
Payment Methods
Credit and debit cards are accepted nearly everywhere including food trailers. Contactless (Apple Pay, Google Pay) is standard. Cash is rarely required — bring $40-60 for tips, trailer change, and the odd cash-only bar. Many businesses add a 3-4% "credit card processing fee" to posted prices.
Tipping Guide
18-22% of pre-tax total is standard. 15% signals something was wrong. Many receipts now suggest 20/22/25%.
$1-2 per beer or shot, $2-3 per cocktail. 18-20% on a tab. Tipping light is noticed.
$1-2 or hit the 15-20% button on the card reader. Trailer culture expects tipping despite the no-table-service format.
15-20% in the app after the ride. Austin drivers rate you as much as you rate them.
15-20%, though most visitors use rideshare instead.
$2-5 per bag for bellhops; $3-5 per night on the pillow for housekeeping; $1-2 per drink for hotel bar.
$10-20 per person for a 2-3 hour walking tour, more for longer.
How to Get There
✈️ Airports
Austin-Bergstrom International Airport(AUS)
8 mi (13 km) southeastUber/Lyft to downtown $25-40 (higher during SXSW/ACL). CapMetro Rapid 20 bus runs to downtown for $1.25. Taxi $35-45. Rental car agencies on-site. Drive time 15-25 minutes depending on traffic.
✈️ Search flights to AUS🚆 Rail Stations
Austin Amtrak Station
1 mi (1.6 km) west of downtownThe Texas Eagle runs daily between Chicago, St. Louis, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, and LA. Slow (31 hours to Chicago) and often delayed, but a scenic option for rail fans.
🚌 Bus Terminals
MegaBus & FlixBus Stops (Downtown)
Intercity buses to Dallas (4 hr, $15-30), Houston (3 hr, $15-30), San Antonio (1h45, $10-20), and beyond. MegaBus stops at 15th & San Jacinto. Greyhound departs from a station in East Austin.
Getting Around
Austin is a car city. Public transit (Capital Metro) is limited and slow. Most visitors use rideshare (Uber, Lyft) or rent a car. Downtown, South Congress, and East Austin are walkable individually but connecting them on foot is impractical. Cycling is viable on the Lady Bird Lake trail and protected lanes on Guadalupe and Rio Grande.
Uber & Lyft
$8-15 typical trip within central Austin; $25-40 airport to downtownThe default way to get around for visitors. Widely available, surge pricing during SXSW and ACL is brutal (3-5x). Download both apps and compare before booking during events.
Best for: Airport transfers, nights out (avoid DWI), trips between downtown/SoCo/East Austin
Car Rental / Driving
$40-80 per day rental; gas $3-3.50/gallonThe most flexible option, especially for Hill Country and Hamilton Pool. Major rental agencies at AUS airport. Downtown parking runs $20-40 per day at hotels; meter parking is common and enforced.
Best for: Day trips to Hill Country, Hamilton Pool, San Antonio; families and groups
CapMetro Bus & MetroRail
$1.25 single ride; $2.50 day passSingle MetroRail Red Line connects downtown to Leander via North Austin. Bus network is slow but covers the city. Most visitors skip it. Day pass $2.50 loaded on the CapMetro app.
Best for: Budget travelers, UT students, getting from airport via Rapid 20 bus ($1.25)
MetroBike & E-Scooters (Lime, Bird)
$1 + $0.40/min scooter; $12 MetroBike day passDockless e-scooters are everywhere downtown — $1 to unlock plus ~$0.40/min. MetroBike has docking stations along Lady Bird Lake. Protected bike lanes are expanding but still limited.
Best for: Short trips downtown, cruising Lady Bird Lake trail, SXSW transport
Walking
FreeDowntown, South Congress, Rainey Street, and UT are individually walkable. Sidewalks are inconsistent in South and East Austin. Summer heat makes long walks miserable from June-September.
Best for: Exploring one neighborhood at a time, evening walks on the Lady Bird Lake trail
🚶 Walkability
Austin is a moderately walkable city within individual neighborhoods but not between them. Downtown, South Congress (SoCo), Rainey Street, and the UT campus area each work well on foot. Getting from one to another almost always means rideshare, bike, or driving. Summer heat (June-September) makes any walk over 10 minutes uncomfortable midday.
Travel Connections
San Antonio
The Alamo, River Walk, Mission San Jose, and Pearl District. Deeper Mexican cultural heritage than Austin and cheaper. Pair with Austin for a classic Central Texas weekend — can do both in 3-4 days.
Houston
The fourth-largest US city with a world-class food scene, the Museum District, Space Center Houston, and no zoning laws. Cheaper, hotter, and more sprawling than Austin — a different face of Texas.
New Orleans
The French Quarter, Creole food, and a music scene every bit as deep as Austin's. A long drive but a classic Gulf Coast road trip with stops in Houston and Baton Rouge. Fly if short on time.
Texas Hill Country (Fredericksburg / Luckenbach)
German-heritage Fredericksburg, Luckenbach's dance hall, peach farms, and 60+ wineries along US-290. Enchanted Rock State Park for hiking the pink granite dome. An easy overnight from Austin.
Big Bend National Park
One of the least visited major national parks — Chihuahuan Desert, the Rio Grande canyon, and the Chisos Mountains. Long drive but transformative. Fly into Midland or El Paso to shorten it.
Entry Requirements
Austin is in the United States. Entry requirements follow US federal immigration law — most international visitors need either a visa or an approved ESTA under the Visa Waiver Program. AUS airport has Global Entry kiosks to speed arrival for eligible travelers.
Entry Requirements by Nationality
| Nationality | Visa Required | Max Stay | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Canadian Citizens | Visa-free | 6 months | No visa or ESTA required. Valid passport needed. Can enter by land, air, or sea. |
| UK Citizens | Visa-free | 90 days | ESTA required ($21, valid 2 years). Apply online at least 72 hours before travel. |
| EU/Schengen Citizens | Visa-free | 90 days | ESTA required. Most EU nationalities qualify for the Visa Waiver Program. |
| Australian Citizens | Visa-free | 90 days | ESTA required. Standard Visa Waiver Program rules apply. |
| Mexican Citizens | Yes | Varies | Require a B1/B2 tourist visa or a Border Crossing Card (BCC/SENTRI). Interview at a US consulate usually required. |
| Indian / Chinese Citizens | Yes | Varies | B1/B2 tourist visa required with embassy interview. Processing times vary widely. |
Visa-Free Entry
Tips
- •Apply for ESTA at least 72 hours before your flight — $21, valid 2 years or until passport expiry
- •AUS airport has Global Entry kiosks — $100 for 5 years saves significant time on arrival for frequent travelers
- •US Customs allows $800 in duty-free goods per person
- •Austin's AUS is a smaller international gateway — most international visitors connect through DFW, IAH, or ATL
- •Keep a printout or screenshot of your ESTA approval even though it's electronically linked to your passport
Shopping
Austin's shopping scene is a mix of Texan specialty (boots, Western wear), indie designer boutiques, vintage, and the usual American retail. The best experience is hitting South Congress for a single afternoon — 6 blocks of independent shops anchored by Allens Boots. The Domain in North Austin is the upscale mall. 2nd Street District downtown has mid-range boutiques.
South Congress (SoCo)
indie boutique districtSix walkable blocks south of the river packed with vintage, bookstores (BookPeople), gifts, and Western wear. Allens Boots alone justifies the trip — hundreds of cowboy boots from $200-2000. Busy on weekends.
Known for: Cowboy boots (Allens, Tecovas flagship), Uncommon Objects vintage, Big Top Candy Shop, Lucy in Disguise costumes
2nd Street District
downtown retailAustin's closest approximation of a polished urban shopping street — mid-range national chains mixed with some local shops between Congress and Lamar. Built as part of the Austin City Hall redevelopment in the 2000s.
Known for: Madewell, Lululemon, local design boutiques, P. Terry's burgers after
The Domain
upscale outdoor mallNorth Austin's answer to Rodeo Drive — Apple, Tesla, Gucci, Tiffany in an outdoor mall setting. Restaurants and hotels alongside. Drivable only from central Austin (20-25 min north).
Known for: Luxury brands, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, corporate Austin lunch crowd
East Austin (E 11th/E 12th and Springdale)
indie makers and vintageThe most authentically "Austin" shopping — small designer studios, vintage shops, record stores (End of an Ear), and makerspaces scattered across East Austin. Rent lower than SoCo so experimentation is still possible.
Known for: Vintage clothing, handmade leather, local record stores, Austin-made ceramics
🎁 Unique Souvenirs to Look For
- •Cowboy boots from Allens Boots or Tecovas on South Congress — starting around $200 for leather
- •Tito's Handmade Vodka — Austin's most famous export, any liquor store
- •Waterloo Records merch and a vinyl record from a real independent store
- •Yeti cooler — invented in Austin in 2006
- •Salt Lick BBQ sauce bottles from HEB grocery stores
- •Austin-made hot sauce from Yellowbird or Hardcore Carnivore
- •Local coffee beans from Greater Goods or Cuvee Coffee roasters
- •Texas-shaped everything — waffle makers, cutting boards, bottle openers
Language & Phrases
English is the primary language. Spanish is widely spoken — Austin is 30%+ Hispanic/Latino and many menus, radio stations, and businesses are bilingual. Tex-Mex and Southern slang run through everyday speech.
| English | Translation | Pronunciation |
|---|---|---|
| Y'all | You all (plural you) | yawl — universal Texan pronoun, use it with confidence |
| Queso | Melted cheese dip (Tex-Mex, not Mexican) | KAY-so — you order it before the meal, not with it. Velveeta-based; don't argue about authenticity |
| Breakfast taco | Flour or corn tortilla with egg + fillings | The Austin breakfast — migas, bean and cheese, potato-egg, al pastor |
| Keep Austin Weird | Slogan defending local/independent culture | Still on every bumper sticker. Used ironically as much as sincerely now |
| The Drag | Guadalupe Street along UT campus | thuh DRAG — the commercial strip running along the west side of UT |
| Hook 'em | UT Longhorns sports cheer / hand gesture | HOOK em — index and pinky up, like devil horns |
| Fixin' to | About to / getting ready to | FIX-in to — "I'm fixin' to head to Franklin" |
| Barton Springs | The natural swimming pool in Zilker Park | shorthand for "let's go swimming" in summer |
| The Greenbelt | Barton Creek Greenbelt hiking trail | always THE greenbelt, never just "greenbelt" |
| SoCo | South Congress Avenue | SO-ko — the shopping and restaurant strip south of the river |
| Bless your heart | Southern phrase that can mean sympathy or a polite insult | context is everything — can mean "poor thing" or "what an idiot" |